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The scurvy House GOP be yapping that Hunter Biden, by denyin' the subpoena, be breakin' the federal law! They be plannin' to condemn him, arrr!

2024-01-08

Arrr, me hearties! Them scallywag House Republicans be concocting a resolution to lay the blame on Hunter Biden for his contempt of Congress, aye! The lad had the gall to defy a congressional summons, a criminal deed indeed, all in the name of the House impeachment inquiry against his own father, President Biden. Fox News Digital, by the grace of Davy Jones, got hold of the resolution and its accompanying report from the House Oversight and Judiciary Committees. But lo and behold, Hunter Biden showed up at Capitol Hill, not to obey but to give a statement to the press, defying them all! Shiver me timbers!

Arrr, me hearties! It seems that those landlubber House Republicans have their knickers in a twist over none other than Hunter Biden, the first son of President Biden. They be claimin' that this scallywag be commitin' a "criminal act" by ignorin' a congressional subpoena in relation to the House impeachment inquiry against his dear old dad.
Arr, ye may be wonderin' what this contempt resolution be all about. Well, it be a fancy way for these politicians to express their disapproval and hold someone in contempt. In this case, they be wantin' to hold Hunter Biden in contempt of Congress, meanin' they be mighty ticked off with him.
But here be the twist, me hearties! Instead of showin' up to the Congress like a good little scallywag, Hunter Biden decided to make a grand entrance on Capitol Hill, but not to face those politicians. No, no, no! He be there to deliver a statement to the press, defyin' those who be demandin' his presence in the Congress.
Now, this be a bold move, me mateys! It be like thumbin' his nose at those who be wantin' to question him and get to the bottom of this whole impeachment mess. Hunter Biden be sayin', "Ye can't make me! I be doin' things me own way!" It be a bit like a pirate dancin' a jig on the deck while the captain be fumin' below.
So, what be the outcome of all this, ye may ask? Well, the House Republicans be none too pleased, and they be preparin' that contempt resolution to show their disapproval. But whether it be just a bunch of bluster or if they be able to make Hunter Biden walk the plank remains to be seen. Arr, the political waters be choppy indeed!

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