Arr, Biden be sendin' millions abroad to tackle the 'root causes' of unlawful sailin'. Alas, tis not a success, mateys!
2024-01-08
Arrr, mateys! The scurvy dogs of the Biden administration be tossin' away tens of millions of doubloons to them Latin American countries, claimin' they be addressin' the "root causes" of illegal immigration. But lo and behold, the record high border crossings be tellin' a different tale! In the year 2023, they be spendin' at least $40 million on projects to combat the very thing they be failin' at. Arrr, the irony!
In a display of generosity fit for a pirate captain, the Biden administration has decided to plunder the treasury and send tens of millions of doubloons to Latin American countries. But don't be fooled, my hearties, this isn't just any act of altruism. No, these funds are meant to address the "root causes" of illegal immigration, as if that's something a pirate would ever concern themselves with.According to reports, the Biden administration has spent a staggering $40 million on projects in Latin America that are supposedly aimed at curbing illegal immigration. Now, I don't know about you, but I find it rather amusing that they would throw so much gold at the problem while the number of scallywags crossing our southern border keeps breaking records.
It seems that the administration is hoping these funds will magically solve the issue of illegal immigration, as if throwing money at a problem is the same as swashbuckling your way to victory. But alas, my fellow buccaneers, it appears this plan may have more holes than a tattered old sail.
Perhaps instead of sending off bags of gold to our neighbors in Latin America, the Biden administration should focus on fortifying our own borders. After all, what good is it to address the "root causes" of illegal immigration if we can't even keep our own ship afloat?
So, while the Biden administration continues to play the part of a generous pirate captain, it's clear that their efforts are as futile as trying to swim against the tide. It's time to raise the anchor, my friends, and chart a new course—one that prioritizes the safety and security of our own shores. Arrr!