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Arr matey, the Epstein papers be tellin' tales o' Clinton an' Prince Andrew, claimin' there be scandalous tapes involved!

2024-01-08

Avast ye scallywags! A parchment, fresh from the press, doth share a scandalous tale! A lass named Sarah Ransome doth cry foul, claiming that Epstein, a wealthy scoundrel, did film her matey cavorting with President Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew, and Richard Branson. Arrr, she even got her hands on some of these lascivious videos!

Arr, me hearties! Gather 'round and listen to this tale that be fit for a 17th century pirate's tongue! Aye, there be a newly uncovered document that's got the winds of scandal blowin' through the high seas of the rich and mighty.

Now, ye see, this document be claimin' that a lass named Sarah Ransome, a bold accuser, be makin' the most outrageous allegations against a former billionaire scallywag by the name of Jeffrey Epstein. It be said that this Epstein fella be involved in some wicked business, allegedly dabblin' in the dark arts of sex trafficking.

But here be where the tale takes a wild turn, me mateys! The lass, Sarah, she be claimin' that Epstein filmed her very own friend, mind ye, in the act of makin' the beast with not one, not two, but three powerful figures of high society! Aye, ye heard it right, President Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew, and even that cheeky businessman Richard Branson be caught on tape!

Now, I be thinkin' to meself, what kind of scurvy dog be keepin' such evidence? Sarah, she be sayin' that she managed to convince her friend to send her some of these scandalous videos. Arr, the audacity of it all!

But let me tell ye, me hearties, this tale be needin' some salt sprinkled on it. The likes of Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew, and Richard Branson be denyin' any involvement in such shenanigans. They be claimin' that they be innocent as a newborn babe, sailin' through calm waters.

So there ye have it, me lads and lasses. The tale be told, the scandal be unleashed. Whether this be true or just a wild fabrication, only time and the courts be holdin' the answer. But until then, let's raise our mugs of grog and toast to the absurdity of it all!

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