Avast, me hearties! Methinks Lloyd Austin be keepin' mum 'bout th' hospital, without no defense in sight!
2024-01-10
Avast ye, me hearties! Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin, while still bein' a patient in the hospital, be keepin' his condition a secret from President Biden and the White House crew for a full three days! He be owin' the public some more explanations concernin' his health. We be needin' to know what sort of elective procedure he be havin' on December 22nd, and what troubles be causin' him to be whisked away in an ambulance to the intensive care unit at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center on New Year's Day. The Pentagon's timeline they be sharin' with the public thus far be, dare I say, less than satisfyin'...
In true pirate fashion, Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin has found himself in a bit of a pickle. It seems he's been keeping secrets from President Biden and the White House crew about his health condition. Arrr, me hearties, this be a tale worth investigating!Ahoy there, mateys, the good Secretary owes us more information about what's been going on with his health. We be needin' details about the procedure he had on December 22nd, and the complications that sent him off to the intensive care unit at Walter Reed on the first day of the new year. The Pentagon's timeline, so far, be leaving us hangin' on the edge of our ship!
We be wonderin', what kind of elective procedure was this? Did he be gettin' a fancy new pirate hat implanted on his noggin? Or maybe he be gettin' a shiny new peg leg? We be needin' answers, Secretary Austin!
And what about them complications, me hearties? Did he encounter a troublesome gang of scurvy-ridden sea monsters on his way to the hospital? Or did he maybe get tangled in a web of treacherous medical paperwork, sent by a mischievous parrot? The public be needin' to know, arrr!
The Pentagon may think they can keep us in the dark, but we be a persistent bunch. Aye, we won't rest until we have all the details about our Defense Secretary's health. Avast, Secretary Austin, ye be better off tellin' us the truth, or we'll be sendin' a whole fleet of pirate ships to storm the Pentagon!