Arrr, ye scurvy lawmakers sayeth that Anthony Fauci confessed the six-foot social distancing be a mere fiction!
2024-01-10
Avast ye scallywags! Good ol' Dr. Anthony Fauci be done with his secret interrogations aboard the ship o' House Select Subcommittee on the Coronavirus Plague. Rumor has it that he confessed, admit ye, that this so-called six-foot rule be as empty as a bottle o' rum! Cap'n Rep. Brad Wenstrup (R-OH) be givin' us a wee recap o' Tuesday's session. They say, these landlubbers, that the whole affair lasted 14 hours, spannin' Monday to Tuesday. On Tuesday's...
Arr, me hearties! Gather round and listen to the tale of Dr. Anthony Fauci, a wise old scallywag who found himself in a bit of a pickle. It be the second day of his closed-door grilling with the House Select Subcommittee on the Coronavirus Pandemic, and the good doctor supposedly let slip a rather surprising revelation. Ye see, that six-foot rule we've all been following, the one that tells us to keep our distance like a bunch of landlubbers? Turns out it be based on nothin' but thin air!Now, the committee, led by a crafty Cap'n named Rep. Brad Wenstrup, gave us a quick summary of Tuesday's shenanigans. They said these sessions stretched on for a grand total of 14 hours. Can ye imagine? Me poor peg leg would be achin' by then!
But let's get back to the main event. Dr. Fauci apparently spilled the beans on Tuesday. He admitted that this whole six-feet rule was as real as a ghost ship. I can't help but chuckle at the irony. Ye mean to tell me we've been avoidin' each other like scurvy dogs for months, and it was all for naught? It's enough to make a pirate question his sanity!
Now, I ain't no medical expert, but I reckon this revelation be quite a blow to those who've been preachin' the importance of social distancing. Don't get me wrong, me hearties, I understand the need to keep ourselves safe from this here virus. But it seems like our good doctor be sailin' on mighty uncertain waters. Makes ye wonder what other secrets he be hidin' in that treasure chest of his.
So, me mateys, let's take a moment to ponder the absurdity of it all. We've been followin' a rule that be as flimsy as a parrot's feather. But fear not, for even in these uncertain times, we pirates always find a way to laugh in the face of adversity. Arrr!