Arrr, Discord be sailin' with Unity and Twitch in swellin' the ranks of woeful 2024's jobless souls.
2024-01-11
Arrr! Discord be addin' to th' early 2024 farewells by cuttin' 17% o' its scallywags from th' crew. Aye, me hearties, 'tis a rough sea we sail on, where even digital ships be losin' their sailors.
Arr, me hearties! Gather round and lend me your ears, for I bring ye news from the treacherous seas of the corporate world. 'Tis a tale that'll make ye chuckle and shake yer head, for 'tis the misfortune of Discord, the beloved platform for all ye scallywags and landlubbers, that befall be upon them.Ahoy, ye see, Discord be sailin' rough waters as they be facin' the wrath of the early 2024 layoffs. 'Tis a mighty blow to their crew, me mateys, as they be forced to cut loose a hefty 17% of their swabbies! Oh, the poor souls never saw it comin'! But alas, such be the ways of the business world, where even the bravest of companies must trim their sails to stay afloat.
Now ye may be wonderin', why be Discord takin' such a drastic measure? 'Tis a fair question, me hearties. Ye see, the winds of discord have been blowin' unfavorable for our beloved platform. They've been facin' fierce competition from other crew members like Slack and Microsoft Teams, who be racin' to claim the booty in the realm of collaboration software. 'Tis a cutthroat business, indeed!
But fear not, me lads and lasses, for Discord be still holdin' strong. They be boastin' a mighty crew, with over 1,000 loyal swashbucklers still standin' strong. They be pledgin' to focus on improvin' their treasure trove of features and makin' it a safe haven for all ye scoundrels out there.
So let's raise a tankard of grog to Discord, me hearties! Though they be facin' rough waters with these layoffs, they be determined to sail their ship towards success. 'Tis a reminder for all of us that even the mightiest of pirates can hit stormy seas, but with a bit of wit and tenacity, they can navigate through and come out stronger on the other side. Fair winds and smooth sailin', me mateys!