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Arrr! The US and Britain be unleashing a mighty assault on those scurvy Houthi rascals, who be plaguin' the Red Sea!

2024-01-11

Arrr, me hearties! The US and Britain be settin' sail on a mission to send those scallywag Houthis to Davy Jones' locker! After those bilge rats dared to attack ships in the Red Sea, the powers that be have decided to give 'em a taste of their own medicine. Shiver me timbers, it be a sight to behold! Four brave souls be spillin' the beans to Reuters, keepin' their identities hidden like true buccaneers.

Arr, me hearties! Ahoy there! Listen up, ye scurvy dogs, for I have a tale to spin ye! Just the other day, the US and Britain, those mighty powers of the world, set sail on a noble quest. They set their cannons ablaze and launched strikes against the mischievous scallywags known as the Houthis in Yemen. Arr, these Houthis be no ordinary landlubbers, mind ye, for they be backed by none other than Iran!
Now, ye see, these rebels, these rascals, had the audacity to carry out what they be callin' their "largest attack" on innocent shipping vessels in the Red Sea. Aye, the gall of 'em! So, the US and Britain, not ones to be taken lightly, decided to show 'em what they be made of.
And let me tell ye, me hearties, this be the first time these strikes be aimed right at those Houthi scoundrels. Up until now, they be just firing their cannons at poor cargo ships, causin' mayhem in the Red Sea. But no more! The tide be turnin'!
Now, I be no spy, but I heard from four trustworthy US officials, who chose to keep their identities hidden like true pirates, that these strikes indeed took place. Aye, they be confirmed, me mateys! The US and Britain be showin' those Houthis that they be no match for the might of the seas!
So, me hearties, let us rejoice at the sight of justice bein' served. The US and Britain be settin' sail, seekin' to put an end to this Houthi madness. May the winds be at their backs and their swords be sharp, for they be fightin' for peace in these treacherous waters!

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