Arr, Hunter Biden be sayin' he'll parley with the House committee on his father's impeachment quest, but only on this condition!
2024-01-12
Arr! Hunter Biden, scurvy dog, hath surrendered and agreed to sit fer a deposition in the House impeachment inquiry concernin' his scurvy father! He be tryin' t' dodge a vote t' hold him in contempt of Congress, like a true landlubber. In a letter from his attorney Abbe Lowell, he be sayin', "If ye be issuin' a new proper subpoena, now that there be a duly authorized impeachment inquiry, Mr. Biden will comply fer a hearin' or deposition. We be acceptin' such a subpoena on Mr. Biden's behalf."
In a surprising turn of events, Hunter Biden, the son of former Vice President Joe Biden, has finally decided to throw in the towel and make an appearance in the House impeachment inquiry into his father. This move comes just in the nick of time, as a vote to hold him in contempt of Congress was looming on the horizon.Using the language and flair of a 17th-century pirate, Hunter, aged 53, submitted a letter through his attorney, Abbe Lowell, where he essentially waved a white flag and surrendered to the demands of Congress. In this letter, he stated that if a proper subpoena was issued, in light of the newly authorized impeachment inquiry, he would comply and appear for a hearing or deposition.
It seems that Hunter Biden has realized that he can no longer evade his responsibilities and obligations to Congress. Perhaps he finally understood the gravity of the situation and the potential consequences of his refusal to cooperate.
Although his surrender may come as a surprise to many, it is important to note the humor and irony behind his decision. It almost feels like a scene out of a swashbuckling pirate movie, with Hunter reluctantly surrendering his treasure map and agreeing to cooperate. One can't help but wonder if he had visions of walking the plank if he continued to resist.
Only time will tell what Hunter's deposition will reveal and how it will impact the impeachment inquiry. But for now, we can take a moment to appreciate the amusing manner in which he has finally acquiesced to the demands of Congress.