Arr, ye blaggards! Them Peruvian doll-like figures be nae aliens, quoth the forensic experts. Har har, a jolly jest!
2024-01-12
Arrr me hearties! Them scurvy forensic experts in Peru be sayin' them alien trinkets be naught but paper! Nothin' but a bunch o' dolls and a wee three-fingered hand, they be claimin'. Argh! Walk the plank, ye alien hoax!
In a humorous tone reminiscent of a 17th-century pirate, it has been confirmed that the doll-like figures and three-fingered hand seized by customs authorities in Peru last year are not of extraterrestrial origin. Forensic experts from Peru's prosecutor's office revealed that the objects were made from a combination of paper, glue, metal, and the bones of both humans and animals. This discovery debunked the belief held by some that the figures originated from an alien center or another planet. Flavio Estrada, the forensic archaeologist who led the analysis, emphasized that the objects were assembled with materials from this planet and modern synthetic glues, proving that they were not created during pre-Hispanic times. In other words, they are simply dolls and not extraterrestrials.While the ownership of these objects has not yet been determined, it is known that they were intended for a Mexican citizen before they were seized by customs agents. This revelation follows the international ridicule faced by Mexican journalist José Jaime Maussan and some Mexican lawmakers, who presented supposed mummies from Peru in front of the country's congress. They claimed that these mummies were "non-human beings" unrelated to terrestrial evolution. However, a report from the Peruvian prosecutor's office in 2017 debunked these claims, stating that the bodies were actually recently manufactured dolls covered with paper and synthetic glue.
During the recent press conference, experts displayed the two-foot-long dolls dressed in colorful clothes, explaining that they were made using the bones of birds, dogs, and other animals. The alleged three-fingered hand was also examined and found to be poorly constructed with human bones. With this new information, it is clear that these objects are nothing more than whimsical creations and not remnants of ancestral aliens. So, it seems that the truth is far less sensational than what some had hoped for.