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Arrr, mateys! Shedeur Sanders be sayin', "Avast ye! We already got the booty, no need to set sail for NFL Draft!"

2024-01-13

"Avast ye, me hearties! Young Shedeur Sanders, the valiant Colorado Buffaloes quarterback, didst take to X, aforetime known as Twitter, on the eve o' Friday to clarify why he be not settin' his sights on the 2024 NFL Draft, lest ye be wonderin'."

In the glorious language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearties, gather 'round for a tale of college football and a quarterback named Shedeur Sanders! Arrr, the junior quarterback be stayin' with Colorado for another year, and he took to the X on Friday night to share the news with his mateys. "Y’all know I’m not declarin' this year," Sanders proclaimed. "We got the pieces we need to do it big this year."

Now, me fellow scallywags, January 15th be the last day for underclassmen to declare for the draft, so Sanders be takin' his time to make his decision. 'Twas only his first season with Colorado, havin' spent his first two years at Jackson State with his father, the infamous Deion Sanders. Shedeur showed his mettle on the field, throwin' for 3,230 yards, 27 touchdowns, and only three interceptions in just 11 games. But alas, the Buffaloes finished the season on a six-game losin' streak, with a dismal record of 4-8 under the leadership of "Coach Prime."

The poor lad was sacked a grand total of 52 times, thanks to the lackluster protection from his offensive line. But fear not, for Deion Sanders himself be workin' to address this issue. He's managed to secure the commitment of Jordan Seaton, the finest offensive lineman in the class of 2024. Deion be claimin' that this young lad be destined for greatness, a first-rounder or mayhap even a top-5 pick.

Colorado started off the year with a bang, defeat'n TCU, Nebraska, and Colorado State. The town of Boulder was alive with the spirit of college football. But alas, the Buffs fell back to earth, losin' eight of their last nine games and missin' out on a bowl game. But fear not, me hearties, for the Buffaloes be preparin' to join the Big 12 Conference in 2024, leavin' the Pac-12 behind. Let us raise a tankard of grog to the adventures that lie ahead for Shedeur Sanders and his Colorado crew!

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