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Avast ye scallywags! Australian Open landlubbers be makin' a din, beratin' a tennis star fer his wild antics! Blimey, 'tis a vile sight, mateys!

2024-01-14

Arr, the scallywag Pavel Kotov, the Russian tennis star, be walkin' on thin ice, matey! His fiery temper be almost sendin' a poor ball girl to Davy Jones' locker at the Australian Open, but by the powers, he still managed to win his match!

In a 17th century pirate language, me hearties, there be a tale of a Russian tennis star named Pavel Kotov who caused quite the commotion during his match at the Australian Open. Arr, he be facin' off against Arthur Rinderknech, and though he be takin' the win in the end, it be his explosive temper that be makin' waves.

After losin' a point to Rinderknech, Kotov be smashin' a ball into the back wall, narrowly missin' a young ball girl. The lass be wincin' in fear as the ball be whizzin' past her ear. Aye, the scurvy dog be lucky he didn't hit her, or he would have been sent to Davy Jones' locker, just like that Djokovic fella in 2020 when he hit a line judge.

The clip of this incident be posted on Instagram by Wide World of Sports Australia, and the tennis fans be expressin' their discontent in the comments. One person be sayin', "As a parent of a ballkid, I find it absolutely disgustin' that he wasn't disqualified. The ballkids be all volunteers and shouldn't feel scared or threatened on duty." Another be shoutin' for a fine and disciplinary action, sayin', "The standard you walk by be the one you accept. AO, take action now!"

Kotov, ranked No. 64 in the world, be escapin' disqualification this time, but he better be watchin' his temper in the future. His next match be startin' on Tuesday, and we'll be seein' if he can keep his cannons in check. Until then, me hearties, remember to always mind yer temper, lest ye end up in a heap of trouble!

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