Arr, the mateys in the White House reckon Secretary Austin may need some extra tending from the healers.
2024-01-15
Arr, mateys! The White House scallywag, John Kirby, be sayin' that the doctors reckon U.S. Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin might need some more tender lovin' care. Aye, we'll keep an eye out to see when he can be set free, but it seems he be needin' some o' that physical therapy, ya see? Kirby also mentioned that President Joe Biden and Austin be chattin' away like old sea dogs, and the secretary be still pluggin' away at his duties like a true pirate!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearties, it seems that the U.S. Defense Secretary, Lloyd Austin, be in need of some extra care, according to the scallywags at the White House National Security Spokesman's office. Yarr, they be sayin' that his doctors be thinkin' he might need a bit more lookin' after, ya see."Arrr, we'll be seein' when he can be set free, but it be lookin' like he'll be needin' some extra care. A bit o' physical therapy, ye know," said the spokesman, John Kirby, while chattin' with the landlubbers at CBS's "Face the Nation."
Kirby also mentioned that President Joe Biden be keepin' in touch with Austin through regular communication, so it seems the secretary still be involved and all. Aye, he be keepin' his nose to the grindstone, even from his sickbed.
Now, me hearties, it be a bit of a shame to hear that our trusty Defense Secretary be needin' some more care. But fear not, for I be thinkin' he be back to fightin' form soon enough. A true pirate like Austin never be stayin' down for long.
So, let us raise a tankard of grog to our brave secretary, and wish him a speedy recovery. May he be back on deck, fightin' the good fight against the scurvy dogs of the world, before ye can say "Shiver me timbers!"