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Arrr! Rivals be claimin' Amazon, Microsoft, Meta, and others showin' no respect for fresh EU buccaneerin' rules!

2024-01-16

Arr! A merry band o' techno and media companies be sendin' an open letter, blamin' the tech giants fer not bein' on board with them European Union digital competition rules. They be callin' out the likes o' Google, Amazon, Apple, Meta, Microsoft, and TikTok's very own ByteDance, sayin' they ain't been doin' enough to parley with 'em and their ilk. The EU's digital realm be...

Ahoy mateys! Avast ye! It seems that a bunch of fancy technology and media companies be raisin' a ruckus over them tech giants not playin' by the rules set by the European Union. Arr! They be writin' a letter, shoutin' from the high seas, sayin' that the likes of Google, Amazon, Apple, Meta (formerly known as Facebook), Microsoft, and even TikTok's captain ByteDance, ain't been doin' enough to comply with the EU's new digital competition rules, ye scurvy dogs!
According to these bilge rats, the EU has labeled these companies as "gatekeepers," meanin' they control the access to the digital treasure troves. But these landlubbers claim that these tech giants haven't been playin' fair, not engagin' properly with them and their mates in the industry. It be like a bunch of pirates sailin' without a compass, lost in the vast seas of digital competition.
The EU's Digital Single Market rules be aimin' to make sure that all these tech companies be playin' by the same rules, preventin' any unfair practices. But it seems these scallywags ain't been payin' heed to the EU's warnings. They be causin' quite the commotion, claimin' that these digital behemoths need to shape up or ship out.
So, it be a battle on the high seas, with these signatories takin' a stand against the misbehavin' tech giants. Only time will tell if these companies will be forcin' these pirates to walk the plank and abide by the EU's rules. Until then, we'll be watchin' from the crow's nest, enjoyin' this spectacle of digital piracy.

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