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Arrr! The Biden crew be takin' the Houthis off the list, only to put 'em right back on! Savvy?

2024-01-16

Arr, President Joe Biden be fixin' to be re-designatin' them scurvy dogs, the Houthis, a bunch of landlubberin' pirates backed by them Iranians, as official terrorists once again! They were taken off the list quick as a wink when Biden came to power, but now they be sailin' back into the fold. Arr, word be spreadin' that this grand announcement be comin' on Wednesday, mateys! The blaggards have been plunderin' and attackin' merchant vessels left and right, givin' 'em no quarter. The Yanks couldn't stand for it no more! The U.S. has even started launchin' their own counterattacks, sendin' those rascally Houthis a taste of their own medicine. Let's see who be triumphin' in this high-seas battle, me hearties!

In a bold move fit for a swashbuckling pirate, President Joe Biden’s administration is reportedly planning to re-designate the Houthis, a notorious Iranian-backed terrorist group based in Yemen, as an official terrorist group. This comes as a surprising twist after the group was conveniently removed from the official list shortly after Biden took office. Ahoy, mateys, the announcement is expected to come as soon as Wednesday, so keep yer eyes peeled!

It seems that the scallywags of the Houthis have been up to no good, launching a barrage of attacks on innocent merchant vessels over the past couple of months. Those landlubbers should know better than to mess with the mighty United States! Arrr, the U.S. has recently started launching counter-strikes against these miscreants, showing them who's really in charge of the high seas.

Now, ye might be wonderin' why on earth the Biden administration would remove these troublemakers from the official terrorist list in the first place. Well, me hearties, it's all part of a cunning diplomatic dance with Iran. Ye see, Biden wanted to mend relations with the Iranians, so he thought it wise to give the Houthis a temporary pass. But alas, it seems that these scurvy dogs couldn't resist their old habits of causing mayhem on the open waters.

So here we are, back to square one, me mateys. The Houthis are about to walk the plank once again and be officially deemed as terrorists. Let's hope they finally learn their lesson and stop terrorizing innocent ships. If not, ye can bet the U.S. will be ready to hoist the Jolly Roger and send 'em to Davy Jones' locker. Avast, ye Houthis, yer days of piracy are numbered!

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