Arr, ye scurvy CDC scallywags drafted a missive 'bout myocarditis and the cursed COVID jabs, yet ne'er sent it!
2024-01-18
Arrr! The scurvy dogs at the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) were about to raise the alarm to the landlubber state and local officials 'bout the link betwixt heart inflammation and them cursed COVID-19 vaccines. But, by Davy Jones' locker, they be holdin' their tongues and not sendin' the alert! A new scroll from The Epoch Times reveals the truth, mateys! All four of them COVID-19 vaccines in the good ol' United States be havin' the power to cause heart inflammation, or what ye call myocarditis. There be studies and so-called experts and even the CDC itself confirm it. The first cases were reported... Avast ye, this be troublin' news indeed!
Arrr, mateys! Listen up and gather round for a tale from the high seas of medical news. The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, or CDC for short, had a message to send. They had discovered a link, a connection between heart inflammation and those fancy COVID-19 vaccines. Aye, ye heard it right!But alas, the message was never sent. The CDC, like a timid landlubber, decided to keep their findings to themselves. Did they fear causing a panic in the streets? Or were they simply too busy admiring their treasure trove of data? We may never know.
Arrr, now let's talk about the vaccines, me hearties! All four of 'em, the ones available in the United States, have the potential to cause this heart inflammation, also known as myocarditis. Don't be fooled by their fancy branding and promises of protection. The scurvy experts, the studies, and even the CDC itself have confirmed this fact.
The first cases of this heart inflammation were reported, and it sent shockwaves through the medical community. 'Twas a storm no one had foreseen, a dangerous side effect of the very elixir meant to keep us safe. A cruel twist of fate, if ye ask me.
But fear not, me pirate pals! 'Tis important to remember that the risk of heart inflammation from these vaccines be rare. 'Tis like finding a golden doubloon in a sea of ordinary coins. So, keep yer spirits high, me hearties, for this be just another chapter in our fight against the mighty COVID-19.