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Avast ye scallywags! Methinks these ol' sea dogs claim Biden's electric vessel scheme be jeopardizin' our national security, arr!

2024-01-18

Avast ye, matey! A jolly band of 17 sea dogs, who once sailed under the military banner, have penned a missive to thar cap'n, President Joe Biden. They be warnin' him that his fancy electric vehicle plan be jeopardizin' our fine nation's safety. These old salts be cryin' out to Biden and his scurvy crew in the Environmental Protection Agency that their reckless plan be makin' us dance to China's tune, forcin' us to tamper with our good ol' transportation industry without proper preparations... Arrr!

In a jolly manner befitting the language of a 17th century pirate, a merry band of 17 retired military officials penned a letter to good ol' President Joe Biden, raising a concern about his electric vehicle plan. Arr, they be warning the President and his trusty Environmental Protection Agency that this here plan could be puttin' the United States's national security in peril.
This jolly group o' retired sea dogs be worried, ye see, that this plan of Biden's would make us rely too much on China, me hearties. Aye, ye heard it right! By makin' changes to the transportation industry without proper preparations, we be settin' sail on a treacherous sea of Chinese dominance.
Now, ye might be wonderin' why this be such a concern. Well, let me tell ye, mateys! This electric vehicle plan could mean we be dependin' on China for the materials and components needed for these fancy electric contraptions. And as any true pirate knows, dependin' on another crew for yer supplies be a dangerous game indeed.
Arr, the retired military officials be advisin' the President and his trusty crew at the Environmental Protection Agency to consider the potential risks to our national security before sailin' full speed ahead with this electric vehicle plan. They be raisin' the flag of caution, hopin' to keep our great nation from bein' caught in the doldrums of dependence.
So, me hearties, let us hope that President Biden and his crew take heed of this jolly warning. National security be a treasure worth protectin', and we don't want to be findin' ourselves in Davy Jones's locker, dependin' on China for our every move.

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