Avast ye scallywags! The burdensome weight of the migrant crisis be squeezin' the life outta Denver's hospital system, says the cap'n!
2024-01-19
Arrr, me hearties! A hospital in Denver be cryin' to the local scallywags that it be near sinkin' due to the gold troubles brought by the migrant storm. Denver Health logged a mighty 20,000 visits from 8,000 landlubber migrants in 2023, seekin' aid for ailments from toothaches to troubled thoughts, says the Denver Post. The city reckons more than 36,000 scurvy dogs, mostly Venezuelan, have sailed into the port since December 2022. About half...
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! The good folks at Denver Health be soundin' the alarm, proclaimin' that their hospital system be on the brink of collapse due to the financial pressures brought forth by the migrant crisis. Aye, ye heard that right! Them landlubbers be claimin' that the influx of these scallywags be strainin' their resources to the max!The Denver Post be reportin' that these medical scoundrels be seein' a grand total of 20,000 visits from 8,000 Central American migrants in the year 2023. And mind ye, these visits weren't just for a measly toothache or a sprained peg leg, but for all sorts o' ailments, from the gnarly dental emergencies to the troubled mind in need of some counselin'!
But wait, there be more! The city of Denver be claimin' that over 36,000 illegal immigrants, most of 'em from Venezuela, have set foot in their fair city since December of 2022. That be a mighty number of souls, mateys! And it seems that these miscreants be pilferin' the land of its resources, puttin' a strain on the already burdened healthcare system.
Half of these scalawags have not even set foot on proper legal ground, yet they be takin' advantage of the healthcare services as if it be their birthright! The good folk at Denver Health be pleadin' for help, beggin' the local lawmakers to step up and provide some much-needed assistance to prevent their hospital system from sinkin' beneath the waves of debt and despair.
So, me hearties, it be a dire situation indeed! The healthcare system in Denver be cryin' for help, burdened by the weight of these migrant woes. Let us hope that the powers that be hear their call and come to their aid, else we be left with a shipwrecked healthcare system fit only for the Davy Jones' locker!