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Arrr, me shipmates! Trump's card reckonin' claims the Georgia DA, Fani Willis, be buyin' her flight tickets fer a special prosecutor voyage!

2024-01-20

Avast, me hearties! Methinks Nathan Wade, the scallywag prosecutor appointed by Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis, be buyin' plane tickets for trips with the lass herself, according to them credit card statements. Aye, a co-defendant, Michael Roman, be cryin' foul play, claimin' they be up to no good! Arrr, what a tale!

Arrr, me shipmates! Trump's card reckonin' claims the Georgia DA, Fani Willis, be buyin' her flight tickets fer a special prosecutor voyage!

Avast, ye scallywags! I have news that might tickle your funny bones and leave ye chuckling like a jolly pirate. 'Tis the tale of Nathan Wade, a special prosecutor appointed by the esteemed Fulton County District Attorney, Fani Willis, to chase after that infamous pirate Donald Trump. But it seems this prosecutor be not just a fierce lawman, but also a generous companion!

According to credit card statements uncovered in a court filing, this Nathan Wade be a true matey indeed. He went and purchased plane tickets for the fair DA herself, so they could embark on journeys together. Oh, the adventures they must have had! Sailing the high skies, searching for the elusive truth like two pirates on a treasure hunt.

But alas, trouble be brewing on the horizon. A co-defendant in the Trump case, a certain Michael Roman, has made some rather bold accusations against this dynamic duo. He claims they have been up to no good, engaged in some improper conduct. Oh, the audacity!

But let's not jump to conclusions, me hearties. It be important to remember that these accusations be just that – accusations. We can't be too quick to believe every word that spills from a pirate's mouth. After all, in the cutthroat world of law and order, there be bound to be some scallywags trying to stir up trouble.

So, me mateys, let's ready our cannons and sail forth with caution. The battle between Trump and his pursuers be a fierce one, filled with twists, turns, and a fair share of humor. 'Tis a spectacle that befittingly belongs in the annals of pirate legend. But let us not forget that behind these theatrical antics be the pursuit of justice, a goal that be worth fighting for, even if it means enduring the occasional comedic interlude.

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