Avast ye! In a mighty clash, two American scallywags were harmed in a grander skirmish than ere witnessed!
2024-01-22
Arrr! Iranian-backed scallywags have struck again, me hearties! Two brave U.S. sailors be wounded at Al-Asad Air Base in western Iraq by these landlubber militias. 'Tis a grand total o' 150 attacks they've launched since mid-October against our lads fightin' the Islamic State. Many a sailor be injured, and in this Saturday's raid, two U.S. troops and an Iraqi matey be harmed. The lass from the Pentagon says...
Avast ye landlubbers! 'Tis a tale of mischief and mayhem that I bring ye today. Two valiant American soldiers, stationed at the Al-Asad Air Base in western Iraq, be injured in an attack by them Iranian-supported Iraqi militias. Arrr, these scoundrels be causing quite the ruckus!Now, ye might be wonderin' why these militias be settin' their sights on the brave lads from across the sea. 'Tis because these American troops be there to lend a helping hand in the fight against the dreaded Islamic State, ye see. 'Tis a noble cause, no doubt, but these miscreants be showin' no respect!
Ah, but the plot thickens! 'Tis not the first time these rascals have targeted the U.S. forces in Iraq and Syria. Nay, nay! They have been at it for months, launchin' over 150 attacks since mid-October. Aye, ye heard me right, me hearties! 'Tis a relentless barrage of mischief, with dozens of American soldiers bein' injured in the process.
In this particular skirmish, not only did the two American lads get a taste of the pirate's life, but one poor Iraqi soldier be caught in the crossfire as well. 'Tis a sorry state of affairs, indeed. The Pentagon's deputy spokeswoman had to step forward and give a solemn report on the matter.
So, me hearties, let us hope that these scallywags be brought to justice soon. The sea be a treacherous place, and these landlubbers be makin' it even more dangerous for the brave souls fightin' the good fight. But fear not, for the spirit of adventure and the will to overcome be strong in these sailors of the land. Arrr!