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Avast ye scallywags! In the fiercest skirmish of Gaza, 21 swashbucklin' soldiers met Davy Jones when buildings fell and blew 'em to pieces!

2024-01-23

Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! On Monday, a score of Israeli landlubbers met their unfortunate end in the battle-ridden southern Gaza Strip. A fearsome blast caused two mighty structures to crumble, trapping the poor souls inside. 'Tis said that these mighty edifices were being prepared for destruction by the valiant soldiers themselves, when scallywag Palestinian gunners aimed their RPGs at a secured tank. A second mighty explosion ensued, mayhaps from another RPG, leading to the buildings' devastation. 'Twas the most harrowing event of its kind since...

Avast ye landlubbers! In the wee hours of Monday, a scurvy band of Israeli soldiers found themselves in a terrible pickle down in the southern Gaza Strip. A mighty blast, like the fiery wrath of Davy Jones himself, did collapse not one, but two buildings where our poor lads were holed up, leading to the unfortunate demise of twenty-one brave souls.

Now, what brought about this tragedy, you may ask? Well, it seems those clever Israeli soldiers were about to blow those buildings to smithereens, but before they could light the fuse, a gang of Palestinian scoundrels fired a rocket-propelled grenade at a tank guarding our boys. Blimey! That first blast shook the ground, and then, by Blackbeard's beard, another explosion rocked the buildings, causing their untimely collapse. Some reckon there might have been a second RPG involved - a double dose of pirate fury!

Arrr, me hearties, let it be known that this be the deadliest incident we've seen since... well, that matter is still a mystery. But rest assured, it be a grim day in the annals of seafaring warfare. The loss of these brave sailors be mourned by their comrades and kin alike.

Now, as we gather 'round, let us raise a tankard of rum to those fallen souls, and may their spirits find solace in Davy Jones' locker. We salute their courage and ask that ye keep them in yer thoughts and prayers. Ye can bet yer doubloons that revenge will be sought, for no pirate worth his salt takes such a blow lightly.

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