Arr, me hearties! Trump be victorious in Massachusetts, thwartin' the challenge to the 14th Amendment, by Blackbeard's beard!
2024-01-23
Avast ye! A bunch o' landlubber chaps in Massachusetts be arguin' 'bout removin' Cap'n Donald Trump from the 2024 ballot due to his role in that riot at the Capitol. But the ballot law commission be sayin' it ain't their place to decide. Arrr, a grand triumph for Cap'n Trump, as he be facin' similar challenges from other states. Aye, the 14th Amendment be quite the thorn in his side!
In a move that is sure to make former President Donald Trump say "yo ho ho and a bottle of rum," a Massachusetts ballot panel has thrown out a challenge to remove him from the 2024 ballot. The challenge was based on his alleged role in the Capitol riot on January 6th, but the panel decided they didn't have the power to make such a decision.This decision is a win for Trump, as he is currently facing similar challenges in other states under the 14th Amendment. It seems like people just can't get enough of trying to walk the plank with the former president!
Now, I don't know about you, but I can't help but imagine Trump strutting around in his pirate hat, demanding that his doubters "swab the deck" and "walk the plank" for daring to challenge his place on the ballot. Ahoy mateys, it looks like he's not going down without a fight!
But let's not get too carried away with our pirate fantasies. This decision by the Massachusetts State Ballot Law Commission is purely based on procedural grounds. It's all about jurisdiction, my hearties! They simply didn't feel it was their place to jump into this swashbuckling brawl.
So, for now, Trump can breathe a sigh of relief and keep his eye patch firmly in place. But beware, landlubbers! The battle is far from over. With multiple states aiming their cannons at him, the former president will need to keep his cutlass sharpened and his sails full as he navigates the treacherous waters of the 2024 election. Yo ho ho, it's going to be a wild ride!