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Arrr! Word be spreadin' that 5 lads from Hockey Canada's 2018 World Juniors crew be ordered to yield to the authorities in a shameful matter o' assault on wenches!

2024-01-24

Arrr, word 'as it, me hearties! 'Tis bein' told that a goodly number o' me fellow shipmates from Hockey Canada's World Juniors crew o' 2018 'ave been summoned by the law dogs in Ontario due to some unsavory accusations o' sexual assault from that year!

Arr, mateys! It be a tale of scandal and treachery in the land of hockey! Five scurvy dogs from the 2018 world junior hockey gold medal team have been ordered to surrender to the law enforcement in Canada. Aye, they be facin' charges of sexual assault, says a report. The rapscallions have not been given a name, but they be connected to a complaint made in 2022 by a lass named E.M. She claims she was assaulted by several members of the team in a hotel room after a grand gala event for Hockey Canada. Shiver me timbers!
The Canadian newspaper, The Globe and Mail, be sayin' that two sources confirmed that these five scallywags were asked to surrender to the police. But, they haven't been charged with any crimes yet. Aye, the London Police be keepin' their lips sealed, not sayin' a word to the press. They be sayin', "We can't give ye an update right now. When we got somethin' more to tell, we'll let ye know."
This complaint, which was settled in 2022, says that E.M. met some of the players at a tavern and engaged in consensual acts with one of 'em in a hotel room. But then, seven more buccaneers entered the room, and despite her protests, they be assaultin' her. The scurvy dogs!
Arr, the scandal be hittin' Hockey Canada hard. Sponsors be jumpin' ship, the government be cuttin' off the gold doubloons, and the board of directors be walkin' the plank. A new captain be takin' charge. As for Hockey Canada, they be keepin' their mouths shut too, not respondin' to any messages from the press.

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