Avast ye! Leaked tales be revealin' a mighty feud amongst the AZ GOP crew, wherein former Trump matey be the ex-chair, and Lake playin' the role of Trump's loyal mate.
2024-01-25
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! The resignation o' Arizona GOP Cap'n Jeff DeWit, after a leaked parley 'twixt him and Kari Lake over offerin' her doubloons to keep clear o' the U.S. Senate race, revealed a scurvy spat betwixt two Trump supporters in th' state party. DeWit, who sailed with th' ex-president in his first two campaigns, and Lake, a bold media matey for Trump, be at odds, ye see. DeWit walked the plank from his chairmanship in th' Arizona GOP after an audio scroll was posted online by the...
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and hear the tale of Arizona GOP Chairman Jeff DeWit and his misadventure on the seven seas of politics! It be said that DeWit, a loyal matey to the infamous Trump, found himself caught in a tempestuous storm when a secret audio recording of him and Kari Lake came to light.Now, Kari Lake be no ordinary lass. She be a fierce media surrogate for Trump, always ready to defend him with her sharp tongue. But it seems that DeWit had a different plan for her. Rumor has it that he tried to bribe her with a chest full of doubloons to keep her out of the treacherous U.S. Senate race.
Well, as ye can imagine, this revelation caused quite a stir among the crew. DeWit, who had sailed alongside Trump in his first two campaigns, had been caught in the act of trying to manipulate the political waters. And so, he decided to walk the plank and resign from his position as the Arizona GOP Chairman.
In the wake of this scandal, a great rift emerged between these two loyal Trump supporters. DeWit, once a trusted ally, now found himself adrift in the stormy sea of public opinion. Lake, on the other hand, stood tall and proud, her voice echoing across the waves.
As the news spread like wildfire among the pirates of the political world, many wondered what would become of DeWit and Lake. Would they reconcile their differences and sail together once more, or would they forever be enemies on these treacherous seas? Only time will tell, me hearties, only time will tell.