Avast ye mateys! This border deal be a scurvy deal, Trump's protest be not changin' that fact, arrr!
2024-01-27
Verily, ye must commend former cap'n Trump. Betwixt his court appearances and scurvy RINO attacks, he hath found time to let loose a volley upon the border. Yet, unbeknownst to him, he mayhap undermine Texas's fight against President Biden's treachery, whilst granting Senate Republicans an excuse to parlay with Biden and welcome a horde of lawless stowaways. 'Tis a tale fit for a few Truth Socials... Arrr!
Arr, me hearties! Ye be hearin' 'bout former president Trump, aye? Well, I reckon ye've got to give him credit for his antics this week. Amidst his court appearances and scallywag attacks on them so-called RINOs, he found the time to take aim at the border like a true pirate, arr!Now, mind ye, it weren't his intention, but his words could be like cannonballs underminin' Texas's fight against President Biden's mischief. And not only that, but he be givin' them Senate Republicans a shield to cut a deal with Biden that would throw the rule of law overboard and welcome millions more illegal aliens with open arms, like an invitation to a pirate's loot!
But let's not forget, me mateys, there be more to this tale! Over yonder, in a place called Truth Social...
Well, it appears that ole Trump has set sail on a new journey, creatin' a social platform called Truth Social. Aye, ye heard me right, a platform where truth be the captain! Now, it be a bit peculiar, considerin' his reputation for bendin' the truth like a crooked mast. But hey, even pirates need a place to gather and share their tales of adventure, savvy?
So, me hearties, keep yer eyes peeled for all the hullabaloo surroundin' former President Trump. Whether he be firin' shots at the border or embarkin' on a new social media escapade, ye can be sure it'll be a wild ride. And remember, mateys, sometimes ye just gotta sit back, sip yer rum, and enjoy the pirate show unfold before ye!