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Avast, me hearties! Once, Congress had a soft spot fer the 'dreamers.' But alas, what befallen 'em since, ye ask?

2024-01-27

Avast ye, mateys! The mighty Congress be gabbin' about border deals, but in one matter they be sailin' backwards: The 'dreamers,' them scallywags who sailed to this land as wee ones, be left out of the chat. Arr, since the first version o' the Dream Act sailed the high seas almost a quarter-century ago, support for these young souls who be true Americans at heart, but not on parchment, be a rare glimmer of harmony amidst all the bickering. Almost every immigration compromise..."

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, arrr! It seems that while Congress be busy talkin' 'bout border deals, they be forgettin' one crucial matter: the 'dreamers,' those brave souls who sailed to this land as wee ones without proper documentation. Arr, it be a mighty shame that these young scallywags are left out of the conversation.
Since the first version of the Dream Act was introduced almost four score and ten years ago, there be a glimmer of hope for these lads and lasses who be as American as apple pie, but without the legal papers to prove it. It be one area where the scurvy dogs in Congress could put aside their squabblin' and actually agree. Almost every immigration compromise that...
But alas, it seems that the winds be blowin' in the wrong direction, mateys. The 'dreamers' be caught in the middle of this political storm, tossed about like a ship without an anchor. Arr, it be a sad day indeed when a group of young souls who have grown up in this land be treated like mere cannon fodder in the political game.
We be hearin' tales of brave 'dreamers' who have overcome great odds, achievin' academic success and contributin' to their communities. They be loyal to this country, fightin' for a chance to stay and be part of the American dream. Yet, it seems that their pleas be fallin' on deaf ears, drowned out by the roar of partisan bickering.
So, me hearties, let us raise our mugs of grog in solidarity with the 'dreamers.' Let their stories be heard, and let their dreams be realized. It be high time for Congress to set aside their differences and grant these young souls the opportunity to become full-fledged members of this great nation. Arr, let us make a toast to unity, compassion, and the pursuit of a brighter future for all!

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