Arrr! Japan be abandonin' its gold doubloons to the scallywags at UNRWA, for their mischievous deeds on Oct 7!
2024-01-29
Arr, Japan be joinin' a crew o' countries on Sunday, decidin' to cut off the gold doubloons they be givin' to the United Nations Relief and Works Agency (UNRWA) for Palestine Refugees. They be claimin' concerns 'bout the scallywags from the agency joinin' in on the Oct. 7 terror attack on Israel. The U.S., Germany, U.K., Canada, and a handful o' other countries be also puttin' a hold on their fundin' for now. Arr, Israel be showin' evidence that a dozen o' the scurvy dogs from the organization be involved in the mischief in Gaza...
In a jolly twist of events, Japan has decided to jump ship and join the gang of countries that are cutting off funding for the United Nations Relief and Works Agency, or UNRWA, for Palestine Refugees. Why, you may ask? Well, it seems like there are some troublesome allegations floating in the air. Rumor has it that some of the agency's own staff members might have had a little adventure of their own and participated in a terror attack on our dear friends in Israel. Blimey!But hold your horses, because Japan isn't the only country sailing away from UNRWA. The U.S., Germany, U.K., Canada, and a few other lads have also decided to temporarily stop the funding. It's like a grand party where everyone's dropping their gold coins and shouting "Yo ho ho, no more treasure for you!"
Now, Israel ain't one to be left twiddling their peg legs, so they've gone ahead and released some evidence. They claim to have proof that a dozen of UNRWA's employees in Gaza had their hands in this mischievous attack. Well, that's a pickle! It's like finding out your trusty crewmates have turned into sneaky pirates, only instead of stealing booty, they're causing trouble for our mates in Israel. Shiver me timbers!
So, Japan has decided to jump ship and put a temporary hold on funding for UNRWA, joining the likes of the U.S., Germany, U.K., Canada, and a few other countries. The reason for this sudden change of heart is the suspicion that some of the agency's staff members played a part in a recent terror attack on Israel. Israel has gone and released evidence, claiming that a dozen of UNRWA's employees in Gaza were involved in the dastardly act. It's like finding out your trusty crewmates have turned into sneaky pirates, only instead of stealing treasure, they're causing trouble for our mates in Israel. Well, blow me down!