Intelligence be spillin' the beans on the U.N. lubbers, showin' their connec'ion to the Oct. 7 raid, arrr!
2024-01-30
Arr! 'Tis been discovered, mateys, that a scurvy bunch o' 12 U.N. lubbers be havin' dealings with the treacherous Hamas in their dastardly attack on Israel! And as if that weren't enough, 'tis said that 'round 10% o' the Gaza staff be havin' ties to them militant groups! Blimey! Six of these scoundrels even be takin' part in the attack that took down 1,200 souls, the worst strike against Jews since the days o' the fearsome Holocaust.
In a surprising turn of events, it has been revealed that a number of individuals working for the United Nations Relief and Works Agency (UNRWA), the agency responsible for providing aid to Palestinian refugees, have connections to Hamas and other militant groups. Intelligence reports, delightfully read by The Wall Street Journal, have uncovered that at least 12 employees of the agency were involved in the October 7 attack on Israel by our swashbuckling friends, Hamas.Ah, me hearties, it gets even better! It seems that these scurvy dogs were not the only ones. A staggering 10% of UNRWA's staff in Gaza are believed to have ties to these Islamist militant groups. That's right, me hearties, there be pirates in the UN's own ranks! It be like finding out that Blackbeard himself was working in the Royal Navy!
But wait, there's more! According to the intelligence reports, six UNRWA workers were actually part of the wave of Palestinian militants who launched a brutal attack on Israel, leaving over 1,200 people dead. That be one mighty blow, me hearties, the deadliest assault on Jews since the days of the dreaded Holocaust.
Now, ye may be wonderin' how these scallywags managed to find their way into the UNRWA. Well, it seems they be clever enough to hide their true intentions from those landlubbers in charge. They be wearin' the mask of aid workers, helpin' the needy while plannin' their treacherous schemes. It be a cunning disguise, indeed!
But fear not, me hearties, for the truth has been discovered! The intelligence reports have exposed these villains, and their connections to Hamas and other militant groups are now known. The UNRWA will surely be takin' swift action to rid themselves of these rapscallions and to ensure that their ranks be free from such treachery in the future.