Arr, ye roguish lads of NHL All-Stars be granted a fine bounty of free lap dances at a Toronto strip club!
2024-01-31
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Listen up, me hearties! A fine establishment in Toronto be offerin' NHL All-Stars a sweet deal - free lap dances, mind ye, whilst the festivities be goin' on at the nearby Scotiabank Arena this weekend. Arrr, ain't that a jolly good time for these lads!
In a humorous tone and language reminiscent of a 17th-century pirate, the article discusses how a strip club in Toronto, Fillmores, is offering free lap dances to NHL All-Star athletes. The club, located near the home of the Maple Leafs, wants to be a part of the All-Star festivities. To claim their free lap dances, the athletes must provide proof of identification. Fillmores claims to have run similar promotions in the past for other notable events in Toronto, such as the Pan Am Games and the G20 Summit, and received positive responses from attendees. Another strip club in Las Vegas had a similar promotion last year when their hometown team, the Golden Knights, made it to the Stanley Cup Final. They offered the team free lap dances for life if they won the Cup, which they did. It is unclear how often the team members have visited the establishment since then. There are 47 All-Stars this season, including four from the Maple Leafs. The skills competition will take place on Friday night, followed by the game the next afternoon. The season will restart the following Monday, giving the All-Stars who visit Fillmores some extra time to get back to practice and prepare for the second half of the season.