What be stashed in the "border security" scroll? Pray tell, what treasures lie hidden within its words?
2024-02-01
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The never-ending parlay o'er the border security bill be still in progress. Every day, the scallywags be promisin' to reveal the cursed draft bill. Sen. Kyrsten Sinema, I-Ariz., be givin' a tongue-lashin' to them critics who be leakin' the details bit by bit. "Avast, ye landlubbers! The tall tales ye be hearin' 'bout what this bill does or doesn't do be pure bilge," Sinema declared on Wednesday. "It be naught but misinformation, and whether it be intentional or not be someone else's reckonin'. But these gossips that be circulatin'..."
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ye round and listen to this tale of the ongoing negotiations over a border security bill, mateys. Every day, the scurvy politicians promise us that the text of the draft bill will be revealed soon, but it seems like we're always left waiting with bated breath.Now, there be a lass named Sen. Kyrsten Sinema, I-Ariz., who be takin' a stand against them critics of the bill. She be sayin', "Avast, ye scallywags! The stories goin' round about what this bill does and doesn't do be pure hogwash, mateys." She be callin' it misinformation and questionin' whether it be intentional or not. But the rumors be swirling like a whirlpool in the sea...
As the days go by, we be left wonderin' what be hidden in the depths of that draft bill. Will it be a treasure trove of border security solutions or just a bunch of empty promises? Nobody knows for sure, me hearties.
But fear not, me fellow pirates, for we have Sen. Sinema fightin' on our behalf. She be standin' strong against them critics, defendin' the bill like a fierce pirate defendin' his booty. She be tellin' them, "Yo ho ho, ye scurvy dogs! Ye be spreadin' lies and rumors, but ye won't be foolin' me with yer trickery."
So, let us wait and watch as the negotiations rage on. Will the text of the draft bill finally be revealed? Will Sen. Sinema's words be enough to silence the critics? Only time will tell, me hearties. Until then, keep yer eyes on the horizon and yer ears open for any news of the bill. Arrr!