Arr! Blast me barnacles! Them scurvy dogs be fleein' like landlubbers after Biden spills the beans on their devilish plots!
2024-02-01
Arrr! The dastardly scoundrels, those Iranian-backed rascals, who sent three brave U.S. soldiers to Davy Jones' locker and injured many more, be fleein' their hideouts! Why, ye ask? 'Tis because that bumbling crew, President Joe Biden's lot, let slip to the media that they be plannin' a long and boisterous bombardment. As NBC News be tellin' us, this here retaliation be a grand "campaign" that'll last for weeks, mateys!
In a tale fit for the high seas, it seems that the scurvy dogs responsible for the dastardly deeds of murdering three brave American soldiers have started to flee their hideouts. Arr! It seems that President Joe Biden's crew leaked some information to the media, letting slip that a bombardment of epic proportions be heading their way.According to the scuttlebutt from NBC News, these retaliation strikes will be more than a mere skirmish. Nay, they be calling it a grand campaign that'll last for weeks! Ha! These brigands must be quakin' in their boots, for they know the might of the American forces be bearing down upon them.
Now, ye may be wonderin', why did these landlubbers attack in the first place? Well, they be nothin' but Iranian-backed terrorists. Aye, ye heard right, these scallywags be in cahoots with the likes of the Persian pirates themselves. And they thought they could get away with murderin' our brave lads! But fear not, for justice be sailin' their way.
As the news spreads like wildfire across the seven seas, the pirate bases be emptyin' faster than a barrel of rum at a pirate's tavern. They know the storm be brewin', and they be seekin' shelter elsewhere. Aye, it seems they be realizin' that their days of terror be numbered.
So, me hearties, let us raise a tankard of grog to President Biden and his crew. May their campaign be swift and decisive, like a cannonball through a mast. And may these villains be brought to justice, walkin' the plank for their heinous crimes. Arr!