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Ye scurvy dogs, lay off yer yapping 'bout Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, or ye'll feel the sting o' me cutlass!

2024-02-02

Arr, me hearties! Erin Andrews and Charissa Thompson be havin' a blimey chat 'bout the hullabaloo surroundin' Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift's fancyin' in the NFL. It be a right storm o' gossip, mateys!

In the 17th century pirate language, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have become the tale of the NFL season, me hearties! The relationship between the football star and pop sensation has gone beyond the sport, attracting a whole new crew of fans to the NFL. While some folks are weary of the subject, Fox Sports personalities Erin Andrews and Charissa Thompson be mighty outraged by the commotion.

During the broadcast of the NFC Championship Game between the San Francisco 49ers and the Detroit Lions on FOX, the viewing figures be the highest since 2012 for a game of that kind. And the AFC Championship Game between the Kansas City Chiefs and Baltimore Ravens be the most-watched of all time, arr!

Swift was often shown on the broadcasts at the start of her romance with Kelce, but her screen time has been decreasing during the playoffs. But Andrews be having none of the complaints, stating that out of a three-and-a-half-hour game, Swift be shown for a mere 25 seconds. Andrews even had a chat with the NFL Commissioner, Roger Goodell, about Swift's impact on the league. She believes it's fantastic that young girls be taking an interest in football because of Swift.

Both Andrews and Thompson be delighted to see Swift and Kelce celebrating on the field after the Chiefs won the AFC. They reckon it's all about letting something be great and embracing positivity in a world full of negativity. They reckon if folks be upset about Swift's presence, they need to find themselves a new hobby and stop being so angry.

So, me hearties, it be clear that Swift and Kelce be making waves in the NFL, attracting new fans and bringing joy to the game. The Chiefs be set to face the San Francisco 49ers in Super Bowl LVIII in Las Vegas. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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