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Arrr! The Yanks' safety scallywags be diggin' deeper into Tesla's power steerin' mishaps. Walk the plank, matey!

2024-02-02

Arrr, me hearties! The U.S. safety regulators be takin' a closer look at them Tesla vessels, ye know. They be sayin' they need to do some fancy engineerin' analysis before they can be makin' any demands for a recall. 'Tis about 334,000 of them Model 3 and Model Y ships from the year 2023. This all be happenin' 'cause of a grand investigation by Reuters that uncovered a whole heap of trouble. Avast!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearties, it seems that the U.S. safety regulators be settin' their sights on Tesla's fine vessels! Arrr, they be upgradin' their investigation into these electric contraptions, lookin' into a power steerin' loss that be makin' these ships a tad bit dangerous on the open road. The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, or NHTSA for short, be takin' this matter seriously, me mateys.
This investigation be coverin' a grand total of about 334,000 of Tesla's Model 3 and Model Y ships from the 2023 model year. That be a whole lot o' vessels, me hearties! This upgrade comes after a December investigation by the swashbucklin' Reuters crew, who uncovered that tens of thousands of these ships be settin' sail without the proper safeguards in place. Arrr, that be a cause for concern, indeed!
Now, ye may be wonderin' what this upgrade means for Tesla and its fine vessels. Well, me hearties, it means that the NHTSA be takin' this investigation a step further. They be conductin' an engineerin' analysis, which be a necessary step before they can demand a recall. Arrr, that be somethin' no captain wants to hear!
So, me mateys, it be a tense situation for Tesla and its fleet of Model 3 and Model Y ships. The NHTSA be keepin' a watchful eye on them, makin' sure they be safe for all the landlubbers on the road. Let's hope they can steer clear of any further trouble and keep sailin' smoothly on the high seas!

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