Arr! Tesla be makin’ a blunder by makin’ the font size o' its brakin' system too wee!
2024-02-02
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Tesla be in a right pickle with their latest bungle. 'Tis not the usual scuttlebutt 'bout breakin' or the lack of proper alerts or seat belts, but 'tis all 'bout the minuscule font. Aye, ye read that right! The font size on Tesla's brake warnin' system be smaller than a flea's flea, not abidin' by the laws of the Federal Motor Vehicle Safety Standards. Arrr, they be needin' to recall all 2.19 million of their sea-worthy vessels once again. Aye, the fools be in for a rough tide!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, arrr! Tesla be havin' a mighty strange recall, me hearties. It ain't about any o' that fancy business with sudden braking or driver alerts or even the likes o' seat belts. Nay, this here recall be all about the size o' the letters, or as they be callin' it, the font size.It be a peculiar matter, ye see. The font size for Tesla's warning system be tinier than a flea's earlobe. Smaller than 3.2 millimeters, or what be known as one-eighth of an inch, as set by those fine folks at the Federal Motor Vehicle Safety Standards. So now, the company be havin' to gather up all of its 2.19 million vehicles sailin' the roads today, and bring 'em back to the shipyard, so to speak...
Arrr, it be a sight to behold, me mates. Can ye imagine? Scurvy dogs drivin' about with brake warnings so wee that ye need a spyglass to read 'em properly. It be a right mess, it is. Tesla be knowin' that they'd be havin' to recall their vessels, but this ain't the first time, mind ye. They be havin' a history with recalls, like a sailor with a peg leg has a history with the tavern floor.
So, me hearties, once again, Tesla be sendin' out the call to all its shipmates. Callin' 'em back to port for a fixin' up. But mark me words, this ain't no ordinary recall. This be a recall fit for a pirate's tale, a tale of letters so tiny they could fit on the tip of a sword. And it be a reminder that even the mightiest captains can make mistakes, even in the size o' their letters.