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Arr, mateys! The Trump's sway o'er the congressional GOP be reachin' dizzyin' heights! Avast ye!

2024-02-02

Afore Jason Smith sailed his $78 billion tax treasure through the House, the Ways and Means chair sought the approval of none other than Donald Trump himself. In a merry meeting, Smith presented the plan to enhance the child tax credit and bestow business tax bounties, all to ensure the deal did not walk the plank. The former captain, it seems, granted his blessing. "I do parley with President Trump quite frequently, and he was fair..."

Arr, me hearties! Avast ye, for I have a tale to tell ye! A tale of a scurvy dog named Jason Smith, a sly pirate who be sailin' the treacherous seas of politics. Now, this Smith be a clever one, for before he set sail with his $78 billion bipartisan tax deal, he be makin' sure to consult the mighty Donald Trump, the former captain of the ship called America.
In the month of December, Smith be havin' a 90-minute meetin' with Trump himself. He be tellin' the captain about his plans to expand the child tax credit and grant some fancy tax breaks to businesses. A sly move, indeed, to ensure that Trump would not scuttle the deal like a rogue wave crashin' upon the ship's hull.
Now, ye may be wonderin' how Smith be havin' such close discussions with the former captain. Well, me hearties, it be said that they be talkin' quite often. Perhaps they be sharin' grog and discussin' the ways of the political sea. Who knows what secrets they be sharin' in them conversations?
But fear not, me hearties, for Smith be confident that Trump be on his side. He be trustin' that the former captain would give him his blessing, for aye, he be needin' it to navigate the treacherous waters of Congress.
So there ye have it, me mateys. Jason Smith be takin' his $78 billion tax deal and sailin' it through the House. With the support of the mighty Trump, he be thinkin' he can weather any storm that may come his way. Only time will tell if this be a true victory for Smith or if he be meetin' Davy Jones' locker in the end.

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