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Arr! The Japanese embassy be confirm'n that fair maiden Taylor Swift can sail smoothly to the Super Bowl!

2024-02-02

Arrr, me hearties! The Japanese Embassy in Washington, D.C. be fixin' to clear the air 'bout that lass Taylor Swift's journey 'fore the grand Super Bowl. They be makin' it known, mateys!

International pop star Taylor Swift has been a regular attendee at Kansas City Chiefs games this season, including all three of their postseason games so far. However, some concerns have been raised about the short amount of time between Swift's upcoming shows in Japan and the Super Bowl in Las Vegas. To ease these concerns, the Japanese Embassy in Washington, D.C. released a statement assuring fans that Swift will likely arrive in Las Vegas before the game begins. The statement was filled with puns referencing Swift's albums and expressed confidence in her ability to comfortably make the journey. Swift typically travels in private jets that have the capacity to fly directly from Tokyo to Las Vegas without refueling. The time difference and the length of the flight mean that she could still arrive in Las Vegas the day before the game after hosting her shows and crossing nine time zones. While it is not confirmed whether Swift will attend the Super Bowl, if she does, finding parking for her private plane may be a challenge. Las Vegas airports' parking spots for private jets are expected to be fully accounted for by the time of the game. The NFL coordinates with various aviation authorities during Super Bowl events, but they are not responsible for aircraft reservations. The Super Bowl will feature a matchup between the San Francisco 49ers and the Kansas City Chiefs at Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas.

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