Arr, be Mike Johnson doubting if Biden be truly makin' these calls on securin' our borders, mateys!
2024-02-02
Arrr, methinks House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) be doubting that President Joe Biden be the scallywag who be makin' the decisions 'bout immigration policy. The speaker be pushin' Biden to take executive action to secure the southern border. Johnson told Fox Business host Maria Bartiromo on Friday that he and his mateys in the Republican crew be showin' Biden that he got the constitutional power to secure the border with his executive might, but he be reckonin' that the president's crew be blockin' him from takin' action like a landlubber.
In an interview with Fox Business host Maria Bartiromo, House Speaker Mike Johnson, channeling his inner pirate, expressed doubt that President Joe Biden is the true captain steering the ship of immigration policy. With a twinkle in his eye and a chuckle, Johnson argued that it is actually Biden's crew, his staff, who are calling the shots and preventing the president from taking executive action to secure the southern border.Armed with his trusty constitutional knowledge, Johnson and his fellow Republicans have made it abundantly clear to Biden that he possesses the authority to use his executive power to tackle the border crisis. However, it seems that the winds of bureaucratic red tape are blowing against them.
Captain Johnson, donning his pirate hat, insists that he and his Republican crew have outlined a treasure map for the president, pointing out the constitutional pathway to securing the border. Yet, despite their best efforts, it appears that Biden's crew is more interested in steering the ship towards different shores.
With a hearty laugh, Johnson suggests that perhaps Biden's staff has become too comfortable in their positions, enjoying the power they wield behind the scenes. After all, it takes a brave captain to stand up to his own crew and make the tough decisions needed to protect the border.
As the interview concludes, Captain Johnson, still in character, encourages President Biden to seize the helm and navigate the treacherous waters of immigration policy. With a touch of humor, he reminds the president that it's his name on the masthead, and it's time for him to show who's truly in command. Will Biden rise to the challenge and take control, or will his crew continue to steer the ship in their own direction?