"Avast ye scurvy dogs! CT be settin' sail to wipe out medical debt for ye fine landlubbers!"
2024-02-03
Arrr! Gov. Ned Lamont be makin' a grand declaration, mateys! He be plannin' to cancel a whole bilion doubloons in medical debt for 'bout 250,000 swabbies in Connecticut. Aye, ye heard it right! The landlubber be makin' history, makin' Connecticut the first to wipe out medical debt for such a crew. Shiver me timbers! 'Tis a bold move, indeed!
Arr, me hearties! Ye won't believe the news I be bringin' ye today from the land o' Connecticut. Gov. Ned Lamont, that scurvy dog, be plannin' to cancel a whopping $1 billion in medical debt for a bunch o' lucky landlubbers. Aye, ye heard it right! This here move be makin' Connecticut the very first state in all the seven seas to wipe away medical debt for a good number o' its residents.The governor made this grand announcement durin' an exclusive interview on ABC's "Good Mornin' America." Aye, even those landlubbers on the telly couldn't believe their ears! Can ye imagine the joy and relief sweepin' over the people o' Connecticut as they heard this news?
Now, don't be thinkin' these folks be drownin' in debt because o' their own foolishness. No, no, me hearties! As Gov. Lamont made it clear, this be no fault o' theirs. It be simply because they... well, I reckon he didn't say why exactly. But who be carin' about the why when ye be gettin' rid of all yer debt?
So, me lads and lasses, let us raise a tankard and give three cheers for Gov. Lamont and his bold move! May other states follow in his footsteps and grant relief to their own debt-burdened residents. Aye, it be a fine day for the people o' Connecticut, and a fine day for all who be strugglin' under the weight o' medical debt. Yo ho ho!