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2024-02-05

In dire need, ye can wield an emoji wit' ease, instead a laborin' o'er mere words. Tech maven Kim Komando be sharin' the secret o' how a wee emoji be a swifter, stealthier means to signal distress. Avast, mateys!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, I bought me lad, Ian, a cellphone when he was a wee 3 years old. 'Twas a simple device with only three buttons: "Call Mom," "Call Dad," and "Call Grandma." Twas a comfort to know that me lad could reach us in case of an emergency, even though he be but a young scallywag.
But there be times when yer loved ones may not be able to make a phone call or when they fear someone be peekin' at their texts like an old sea dog. 'Tis when a secret emoji can come to yer rescue, me hearties.
An emoji can be a discreet way to ask for help without raisin' suspicions. 'Tis a signal that only yer kin be understandin'. But choose wisely, matey! Pick an emoji that be easy to remember but not commonly used in yer everyday chatter. Hearts and smiley faces be too obvious. I be sharin' with ye 10 secret emojis that could save yer hide in an emergency.
Now, to have this talk with yer family, ye must gather 'round and have a proper discussion. Make it known that the family emoji be reserved for emergencies only, no funny business allowed. And be clear on the response ye'll give when ye see the emoji. Will ye make a call, send a message, or set sail to rescue yer loved one?
For example, if yer scallywag of a teen texts ye the giraffe emoji, 'tis a sign that they be in an uncomfortable situation and seekin' yer help. Ye can send 'em the giraffe back to let 'em know that ye be on yer way to fetch 'em. If ye don't know where they be, ye can use the Find My app on Apple or the Family Link app on Android to track 'em down.
And don't forget about yer own parents, matey! They can use an emoji if they be in a situation where they can't speak freely. Aye, ye must revisit yer plan every few months and hold a family meetin' once or twice a year to keep it fresh in everyone's minds.
If ye be needin' more guidance on talkin' to yer little ones about technology, me free kids and parents tech contract can be of help. 'Tis important to share this knowledge with all who have wee ones in their lives. And if ye be wantin' to stay savvy in the world of tech, know that me podcast, "Kim Komando Today," be a treasure trove of tips and information. Give it a listen, me hearties!
Arr, now ye be soundin' like a true tech pro! Remember, this be copyright 2024, WestStar Multimedia Entertainment. All rights reserved.

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