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Arr matey! Yon Israeli report claims that a fifth o' the poor souls bein' held captive hath met their tragic demise.

2024-02-06

Avast ye mateys! Word be spreadin' that, by the reckoning of the report, 32 souls outta the pitiful 136 prisoners be havin' met their untimely end. Aye, that be a higher number than what them Israeli authorities be claimin' before. Aye, the plot thickens!

Arr, me hearties! Gather 'round and listen up, for I have a tale to tell ye, a tale of mighty proportions and grave news from the land of Israel. Aye, it be a report that speaks of captives, 136 souls bound in chains and held against their will. But here be the twist, me lads and lasses, for the report claims that 32 of these poor souls have met their untimely end, never to see the light of day again!

The scurvy dogs of the Israeli authorities have been keepin' this information under wraps, but the report be spillin' the beans, me hearties. The numbers they be givin' don't be matchin' up, ye see. It be like a ship sailin' without a compass, lost in a sea of confusion. The Israeli authorities be sayin' nothin' about these 32 souls, keepin' it hidden like a treasure buried deep in Davy Jones' locker.

But fear not, me fellow pirates, for we be here with our trusty spyglass, revealin' the truth of the matter. Aye, the report be blowin' the lid off the secret, bringin' the plight of these captives to light. It be a grim tale, filled with sorrow and despair, for those 32 souls be lost forever in the treacherous waters of captivity.

So raise yer tankards, me hearties, and let us toast to those souls who've met their end, prayin' they find peace in the afterlife. And let us also pledge to fight for the freedom of those who still remain, raisin' our cutlasses high and showin' no mercy to the scoundrels who hold 'em captive. Arr, we be pirates, me hearties, and we be standin' up for justice, no matter the odds!

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