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Arr, Chiefs' Patrick Mahomes be downplayin' the resemblin' of him to Tom Brady 'fore the grand Super Bowl LVIII!

2024-02-06

Arr, mateys! Kansas City Chiefs' swashbucklin' signal caller, Patrick Mahomes, be brushin' off any likenin' to that scurvy dog, Tom Brady. He spoke to the press 'afore the grand Super Bowl. Har, a true pirate he be!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearties, there be comparisons bein' made between the likes of Patrick Mahomes and Tom Brady as they be headin' into Super Bowl LVIII. Arrr, if Mahomes can do it, he be matchin' the NFL legend with his third ring in seven seasons. But 'tis not an easy task, mateys, as he be facin' the brutal defense of the San Francisco 49ers. Aye, if he be successful, it be the first time any team has gone back-to-back since the New England Patriots did it in 2003 and 2004. 'Tis how Brady won his third ring, and 'tis how Mahomes could win his.

But when asked about surpassin' Brady, Mahomes didn't seem too bothered, sayin', "I mean, I'm not even close to halfway, so I haven't put a lot of thought into it." The lad be focused on bein' the best player he can be and beatin' the 49ers for that third ring. Aye, he be thinkin' of playin' for many years, like Brady, until he be an old sea dog in his 40s. It takes a lot of work, he says, takin' care of his body and tryin' to get rid of his dad bod. He be wantin' to be the best player he can be, like a true swashbuckler.

This be Mahomes' fourth Super Bowl appearance, with a record of 2-1. The Kansas City Chiefs be seen as underdogs, a measly two points behind the 49ers. So keep yer eye on the horizon, me hearties, and follow Fox News Digital's sports coverage and subscribe to the Fox News Sports Huddle newsletter, arrr!

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