"Avast ye mateys! Me hearties be sayin' it be a right challenge that ol' Biden be as ancient as he be!"
2024-02-09
Arrr, ye scurvy dog Adam Smith, a Democratic Rep. from Washington, be admitting that Cap'n Joe Biden lacks the "normal strength" fer a grand political campaign. Afore ye know it, Biden be lashin' out like a furious tempest durin' a press conference, aye, for a full thirteen minutes! 'Twas all about that scallywag Robert Hur's report, claimin' Biden deliberately be hidin' classified documents. Hur be choosin' not to charge Biden, callin' him a "sympathetic, well-meanin' elderly man with..." Arrr, the plot thickens!
Arr matey! Look who be admittin' that ol' Biden lacks the strength for a political campaign! 'Tis none other than Democratic Rep. Adam Smith of Washington. Now, ye may be wonderin' why ol' Adam be sayin' this. Well, it be all 'cause of a press conference Biden had. 'Twas a real doozy, me hearties!Biden, he be lashin' out like a wild sea monster durin' this press conference. 'Twas a rough one, I tell ye. He be goin' on for 'bout 13 minutes, all fired up about the coverage of special counsel Robert Hur's report. Ye see, this report found that Biden had deliberately kept classified documents. Aye, ye heard that right!
But fear not, me mateys! Hur be a kind-hearted soul and decided not to charge ol' Biden. He described him as a "sympathetic, well-meanin', elderly man with…" Well, I reckon he didn't finish his sentence, but we can imagine what he be meanin'!
So there ye have it, me hearties. Ol' Adam Smith be sayin' that Biden be lackin' the normal strength for a political campaign. And after that press conference, who can blame him? But fear not, for our president be a sympathetic fella, just tryin' to keep his documents hidden away. What a world we be livin' in!