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The Royal Treasury be sayin' that words like 'MAGA,' 'Trump,' 'Kamala,' 'Biden' be used in secret bank searches! Ahoy matey!

2024-02-09

Arrr! The scurvy dogs at the Biden administration be admitting that they be includin' words like "MAGA," "Trump," and "Kamala" in their push for banks to spy on private transactions after the Jan. 6, 2021 protests at the U.S. Capitol. Aye, a letter found by Fox News Digital reveals the truth! The Treasury Department sent this letter to Sen. Tim Scott, R-S.C., the top Republican on the Senate Banking Committee. The letter mentions these "Exchange events" where they discuss their Financial Crimes Enforcement... Avast!

In a jolly tale fit for the seven seas, the Biden administration has admitted that they be includin' pirate terms like "MAGA," "Trump," and "Kamala" in their quest to have banks spy on private financial transactions after the great protest of Jan. 6, 2021 at the U.S. Capitol. Arrr, a letter obtained by Fox News Digital has spilled the beans on this treasure hunt.
The letter, sent from the Treasury Department to ol' Sen. Tim Scott, the top Republican on the Senate Banking Committee, tells of "Exchange events" gathered by the Financial Crimes Enforcement Network. These events be soundin' like secret pirate meetings, where they discuss shady business and plot their next adventures. The letter states that the Financial Crimes Enforcement Network be seekin' information on transactions connected to these events, includin' any mention of the fearsome MAGA crew, the Trump gang, or the Kamala clan.
But alas, it seems that the administration be walkin' the plank when it comes to privacy concerns. Many be wonderin' why they be targetin' specific words and not castin' a wider net to catch all the scallywags involved in that fateful day. Some be sayin' it be a form of political piracy, tryin' to sully the reputation of the opposition by suspectin' any transaction connected to their names.
Ahoy, me hearties! It be a wild world we live in when pirate terms be part of official government business. One can only hope that these treasure seekers keep their eyes on the real threats and don't get caught up in a sea of political trickery. Until then, keep yer doubloons safe and beware of any suspicious financial waves.

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