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Arr, methinks the Apple Vision Pro won't be achievin' its true glory till the fourth-gen be released, matey!

2024-02-12

Arrr, me hearties! Methinks the grand Apple’s Vision Pro be a treasure yet to reach its finest form, as whispered by a sneaky scallywag, who claims to have heard it from sources within the company. Aye, we be waitin' a fair few years for this booty!

In the language of a 17th century pirate, me hearties, the Apple Vision Pro be the latest shin' Apple treasure to have captured the world’s attention, but alas, it be not without its flaws. According to the words of Bloomberg reporter Mark Gurman, who be known fer his Apple leaks and analysis, them Apple scurvy dogs who worked on the headset suspect it won't be reachin' its "ideal form" until a fourth-generation model. Arrr!
Gurman be comparin' this to the iPhone, iPad, and Apple Watch, all of which had to go through several revisions before they truly shone. A similar progression be understandable for the Vision Pro, as Apple be venturin' into uncharted waters with this headset, and the industry as a whole be still findin' its sea legs.
What this means, me hearties, be ye shouldn't expect the Vision Pro to be perfect if ye be thinkin' of buyin' it. There be still some kinks to be ironed out, as even Apple be acknowledgin' (at least internally). Argh!
Gurman's analysis be in line with what we be seein' in our own Apple Vision Pro review. We found that the device be not quite as refined as it could be. There be some "V1 bugginess" that be expected in a first-generation product, and the weight distribution be not quite right for this hefty headset.
But fear not, me hearties, for Apple be already workin' on a second-generation Vision Pro, and even a cheaper version to bring the price down. However, it be a few years until we see that fourth-generation model that be truly shinin' in all its glory. So, me hearties, patience be the key as we wait for this treasure to reach its full potential. Arrr!

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