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Yarrr, Claimin' Rafah be vital t' vanquish the scurvy scallywags that be known as Hamas!

2024-02-15

Avast ye! Have ye noticed how it be always seen as a matter of mercy to let these scurvy dogs, Hamas, continue to thrive? The diplomatic scuffle be pressin' Israel to stay clear of Rafah, the last fortress of these bilge rats. The likes of Hezbollah be rampin' up their assaults, with daily warnings from the White House, Europe, the Middle East, and even the United Nations-NGO lot. Their claim be that there be too many landlubbers in Rafah, so Israel can't take on the scoundrels hidden among 'em. 'Tis the heart and soul of Hamas's military... Arrgh!

Arr, ye ever noticed how it always be a humanitarian imperative to let those scallywags from Hamas survive? The diplomatic pressure be weighin' heavy on Israel, makin' 'em stay clear of Rafah, the final stronghold of those landlubbers. It be gettin' so massive that even Hezbollah be joinin' in on the action, launchin' their attacks left and right. And mind ye, the White House, Europe, the Middle East, and even the United Nations-NGO complex be sendin' daily warnin's as well.

They be arguin' that there be too many civilians in Rafah, so Israel can't go after the scoundrels among 'em or even beneath 'em. They be claimin' that it be capturin' the very essence of Hamas's military strategy. But let me tell ye, that be nothin' but a load of bilge!

Why, it be like sayin' ye can't swat a mosquito because it be among a swarm of them bloodsuckers. If ye let 'em be, they'll just keep bitin' ye! Those sneaky devils from Hamas be hidin' among the innocent folk, usin' 'em as shields so they can continue their wicked ways. It be like tryin' to catch a fish without gettin' wet, I tell ye!

Arr, it be a fool's game to let those scurvy dogs off the hook time and time again. They be bombin' innocent souls and causin' chaos, and yet the world be treatin' 'em with kid gloves. It be high time someone put an end to their shenanigans and sent 'em sailin' off into the horizon!

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