The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

One scallywag set free, but a pair of wee landlubbers still nabbed in Kansas City Chiefs procession ambush, says the law!

2024-02-16

Arrr, word be spreadin' that one o' the landlubbers held in custody after the Kansas City Chiefs' celebratory shootin' has been set free. Aye, 'twas a wee scallywag, but the coppers reckon they be not involved in the gruesome affair. Two more young'uns still be locked away, though.

Arr mateys! Avast ye! Listen up, me hearties! I have some news of the recent happenings at the Kansas City Chiefs' victory parade. Yarrr! It seems that one of the scallywags who were detained after the deadly shooting has been set free! Aye, me heart skips a beat with this news!

Now, mind ye, this person be no ordinary landlubber. Nay, they be a juvenile, a young scurvy dog. But fear not, my fellow pirates, for the investigators have deemed this little rascal innocent of any wrongdoing. Yarrr, they be as free as a bird flying over the seven seas!

But alas, me heart sinks to the depths of Davy Jones' locker as I tell ye that two other minors still be held captive by the authorities. Their fate remains uncertain, me hearties. Will they be proven guilty of this treacherous act or will they be set free like their fellow pirate? Only time will tell!

So, me mateys, let us raise our grog-filled tankards and toast to the freedom of one and hope for the liberation of the other two! Yarrr, may the winds of justice blow in their favor! And let us not forget those unfortunate souls who lost their lives during this celebration. May they rest in peace, forever remembered in the annals of pirate lore.

Now, my fellow pirates, go forth and spread this news throughout the seven seas! Let every buccaneer and scallywag know of the twists and turns in this tale of the Kansas City Chiefs' victory parade. Yarrr, may the rum flow freely and the laughter echo across the seas!

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