The Booty Report

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Avast ye, mateys! Aleksei Navalny, a scallywag of the Russian seas, has shuffled off this mortal coil in prison. Arrr!

2024-02-17

Arrr, the scallywag who be swashbucklin' against the Kremlin, be sufferin' from attacks and poisonin' in 2020. 'Tis a tale of woe, mateys, as he be locked away on his lonesome for many moons. Ahoy, the life of a pirate be not for the faint o' heart!

Arrr matey, the scallywag known as the Kremlin's fiercest critic be in a spot o' trouble! His work be causin' all sorts of mayhem, with arrests and attacks bein' thrown his way. And if that weren't enough, the poor bloke be near-fatally poisoned in the cursed year of 2020.
But that ain't the worst of it, me hearties! The poor soul be forced to spend months in isolation, cut off from the world like a landlubber stranded on a deserted island. No doubt he be feelin' like a ship adrift at sea, with no port in sight.
But fear not, me fellow buccaneers! This brave soul be a fighter, a warrior of the pen who be willin' to risk it all for the sake of truth and justice. Let us raise a tankard of grog to his courage and determination, and pray that he be safe from further harm.
So here's to the Kremlin's fiercest critic, a true hero in a world full of scoundrels and scallywags. May his spirit remain unbroken, and his voice be heard across the seven seas. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!

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