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Arrr, did ye hear about the shenanigans in Kansas City? 'Twas a peculiar tale, indeed! Full of twists and turns, matey!

2024-02-17

Arrr, hear ye, hear ye! 'Tis reported by the ABC that two scallywag youngsters have been accused in connection with the chaos at the Kansas City Chiefs' Super Bowl celebration! One poor soul be lost, and 22 be wounded. The scoundrels be held in the Juvenile Detention Center, facing charges of gun-wielding and resisting capture. More charges be on the horizon, mark my words!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, for I have news from the land lubbers at ABC! It be reports of a dastardly deed at the Kansas City Chiefs’ Super Bowl parade. Aye, 'tis true - two scallywags, not yet old enough to sprout a proper beard, have been charged in connection with a mass shooting that left one poor soul dead and 22 others wounded.
The swabs, whose names be kept secret like buried treasure, be locked up in the Juvenile Detention Center for gun-related offenses and puttin' up a fight when the law came knockin'. The 16th Judicial Circuit Court of Missouri’s Jackson County Family Court Division be keepin' a close eye on 'em, expectin' more charges to be laid at their feet.
Avast ye, ye scoundrels! This be no way to act at a celebration of victory. The seas be rough, but we must keep our wits about us and remember that violence be no answer to any problem. Let us hope these young rapscallions learn their lesson and find a better path to walk. Aye, may the winds of fortune blow in their favor, for there be no room for such folly in a civilized society!

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