Arrr, Shaq be warnin' Kelce: "Don't be a landlubber like me, ye scurvy dog!"
2024-02-17
Arrr mateys, Jason Kelce be ponderin' retirement again. Shaquille O'Neal, a legend of the NBA, be offerin' him some wise counsel if he be settin' sail on his final journey. Ye better listen close, Jason, or ye might end up walkin' the plank! Arrr!
Ahoy mateys! Jason Kelce be thinkin' 'bout retirin' again, arrr!The Philadelphia Eagles center be nearin' the end o' his career, so he be sayin'.Thar be a rumor goin' 'round that he told his crew his days on the field be done after their loss to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in the NFC wild-card playoffs, arrr!But Kelce be denyin' them rumors on his podcast, though it be clear he be thinkin' 'bout swabbin' the deck for good, arrr!Last year, in a documentary 'bout his life, he be seekin' advice from former crewmates and other Eagles legends, arrr!Shaq, a legend in the NBA, be warnin' Kelce not to make the same mistakes he did after retirin', includin' losin' his family, arrr!If that January game be his final voyage, Kelce, at 36, be retirin' as a decorated player with a Super Bowl under his belt, arrr!He be joinin' the Eagles in 2011 and navigatin' through different coaches, endin' his journey under Nick Sirianni, arrr!So raise yer grog to Jason Kelce, a true legend o' the gridiron!