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Arrr, them scallywags be causin' mayhem in the library! Pillagin' and plunderin' in the stacks, shiver me timbers!

2024-02-18

Avast ye mateys! The library be closed! Aye, 'tis true - no more plunderin' of books be allowed. The scallywags and ruffians have run amok, engagin' in debauchery and mischief. But fear not, for the library be workin' to set things right. Batten down the hatches and stay tuned for updates, ye landlubbers! Arrr!

Avast ye mateys! Listen up ye scallywags, this here library be walkin' the plank! The Contra Costa County Library’s Antioch Branch be makin' the decision to batten down the hatches and close its doors due to the wild antics happenin' within its walls.
Seems like the landlubbers have been runnin' amok, with drug use, robberies, and even some scandalous shenanigans happenin' between the bookshelves. The safety of the patrons be in jeopardy, so the library be raisin' the Jolly Roger and shuttin' down 'til further notice.
Arrr! The library be workin' to clean up the mess and get things shipshape before reopenin'. But for now, it be walkin' the plank and takin' a break from all the chaos. So, ye scurvy dogs best find a new hideout for yer misdeeds, 'cause this library be off limits for the time bein'.

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