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Arrr! Apple be lookin' to add the Vision Pro to its mysterious vessel project, mateys! Aye, me hearties!

2024-02-19

Arrr matey, hear ye! Apple be aimin' to let ye steer a ship with yer noggin! Aye, with a Vision Pro cap ye can be takin' the wheel, just like a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder! Avast, me hearties, technology be a-changin'!

Arrr! Apple be lookin' to add the Vision Pro to its mysterious vessel project, mateys! Aye, me hearties!

Arr mateys, it’s only been a fortnight since Apple’s Vision Pro headset set sail, but there be reports of landlubbers wearin’ the device while sailin’ the seas, with videos of their folly goin’ viral. Now it seems Apple be workin’ on a feature to let Vision Pro owners use their devices while on the road, a safer venture than the current antics.This notion be found in a recent patent spotted by Patently Apple, combinin' Apple’s Vision Pro with their secret self-drivin’ vessel, Project Titan. The patent speaks of an adaptive cruise control system within the Vision Pro, adjustin’ a ship’s speed based on the vessel ahead.Apple’s patent also mentions all sorts of fancy gadgets like touchpads and video screens for the vessel, makin' the car into a mobile computer on wheels. This be a new concept, tyin' together Apple’s devices into one grand ecosystem.In addition, the patent suggests users could control the ship with gestures tracked by cameras, eliminatin' the need for traditional controls. However, government officials may not be keen on this idea, with concerns already raised about reckless road users wearin’ the Vision Pro while drivin’.While Apple’s Project Titan may be facin’ delays, if this system ever sees the light of day, it could revolutionize how we navigate the high seas of the road. So keep a weather eye on the horizon, me hearties!

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